Saturday, 13 August 2011

Sorry no new blogs.

hey guys. oops wait-okay. better
anyways, i'm really sorry for no new blogs. i wish that there would be a more better way to post blogs without having to lug around this fat computer everywhere. okay, so. urm what should i blog about today. this was just to tell you that im not dead. HEHE!!! oh yeah btw.. nothing!

Thursday, 9 June 2011

UPDATEES

Hey dudes. Sorry no real blog today. Just wanted to tell you a few updates.

1st: McDonald's Post will be coming up soon so stay alert maybe next Monday? Or Tuesday?
2nd: I might be going on a stay vacation this Monday so no blogs.
3rd: New Youtube video so make sure you watch that link below. Be sure to follow me on Twitter and add me on Facebook. All links below.
Thanks. That's all I have to tell you so, done.

Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/EllieSkyler
Hotmail: http://cid-9b3e5639b1e3c3aa.profile.live.com/  Just for fun ;)
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/profile.php?id=100000356821325
Youtube: www.youtube.com/horriblebutawesome

Sunday, 5 June 2011

Cyber bullying, STOP IT!

ANOTHER PSA! About cyber-bullying this time.

Means: hey, loser!
Yoki: leave me alone today Jeff. You did this to me yesterday. Let me go today.
Means: No way! Your a failed abortion! I need to bully you so that nobody has to go with the pain of seeing you! Please suicide. Give the world a break!
Yoki: Stop! Leave me alone!
Means:You know, I posted a picture of your pathetic face with the word "loser" on it. 
Yoki: You did what?
Means: Shocked?
Yoki: Why?
Means: Do i still need to explain? Your worthless, useless and stupid.
Yoki: @#$^ you!
Means: AWWW. baby gonna cry?
Yoki: Leave me alone:
Means: WHY DONT YOU JUST SUICIDE STUPID PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT!
=Yoki has reported you as abuse.
=Yoki has blocked you.
= Yoki has left the chat.
=Means has left the chat.

Later that day, Yoki committed suicide. Means was expelled from school and Yoki's mother was in great depression. That's what happens to people all around the world. Words hurt, don't be a part of it. Just because your not saying it, doesn't mean it doesn't hurt.
THANKS!

Online Predators, BEWARE!

Hey guys, just a little PSA, Listen carefully!

Chatroom 5:
Sammy1010:  Hey.
SarahMcMuffins: Um, hi? Who's this?
Sammy1010: I'm Sammy. I used to go to your school. I don't think you noticed me cause i was always to shy to talk to you..
SarahMcMuffins: Oh, what classes did you take?
Sammy1010: Oh, biology?
SarahMcMuffins: Oh! Me too? How come i've never seen you around?
Sammy1010: I'm not that sure about that. I always sat behind you. 
Anyways, how old are you?
SarahMcMuffins: Oh, You don;t know my age? Should'nt we be the same age?
Sammy1010: Yeah, but just in case..
SarahMcMuffins: I'm 15. -.-
Sammy1010: Okay good.
Sammy1010: Where do you live?
SarahMcMuffins: 5th Bombo street. 
Sammy1010: Oh, im having a party Saturday. Wanna come?
SarahMcMuffins: Yeah! Sounds cool.
Where do you live?
Sammy1010: Oh its at the local bridge, under you know the dark place.
SarahMcMuffins: OOh mysterious.
Sammy1010: HAHA LOL. Can i get your no. So you can call me when you reach.
SarahMcMuffins: Oky, 1234567890.
Sammy1010: Great see you then. Don't be late.
SarahMcMuffins: Okay.


Stupid? Not? Well, for instance SarahMcMuffins over there was reported missing on Monday. It turns out that Sammy1010, her "new best friend" who was supposedly 15, was a 53 year-old predator. Protect the children.
 

Thursday, 2 June 2011

McDonalds! Good or Bad?

Hey Guys Me here.
CRAZKI!
Okay so i know that all of you have obviously heard of mcDonalds before! Its like the most popular fast-food restaurant in the Universe! But, recently i've been eating alot of it.. I have actually GAINED 2kg. IM SO SAD! I will post some of my research against it and all the calories but i will see you poncos soon :)

Sunday, 29 May 2011

ßøµ´∑˙´®´ ø√´® †˙´ ®åˆ˜∫ø∑ (somewhere over the rainbow)

Somewhere over the RAINBO
Okay my blog glitched a bit, sorry. In all reality, 'Somewhere over the RAINBOW" is a popular frase. Well it is in my school.. They are like:
Dumbi: OMG where'd you get those cute and glam earings?
Loser: Somewhere over the rainbow.
Dumbi: HAHA no seriously, where'd you get them?
Loser: Im serious too. Somewhere over the rainbow.
Dumbi: Bitch.

IKR!!!!!
I feel your pain Dumbi.
Okay, now i feel like a ç®åπ. Urgh anyways i cant help but thinking that they are actually telling the truth and there is actually a shop called "Somewhere over the rainbow"
That would be a major epic fail. Right? Okay so i've been doing some thinking and im not smart so i didnt think of any new posts for me to do so your still stuck with this ç®åπ. Okay i will bleep all my curse words with my secret code. :) ƒ¨ç˚ ¥ø¨.
Figure THAT out ∫ˆ†ç˙. OKay i feel like a bad mouth so i will try not to curse. OKAY so my sister and singing the Bohemian Rhapsody from Glee and she is sounding horrible. She says she does that on purpose becuz on the APP they AUTO-TUNE your voice to be ridiculously good as Ke$ha. BTW Its very obvious that Ke$ha uses auto-tune i mean c'mon. Nobody sounds that robotic and mordern. So yeah enjoy the night. TONIGHT WE GONNA GET ON THE FLOOR!
-Alysha OOPS what i mean is 
-嬥ß˙å (okay that's more suitable)
BYE!    
 

Saturday, 28 May 2011

ZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzz

Hey! Eww no colour and fun... Much better. Okay so this post is obviously from the title about, sleeping. Now let me show you what sleeping means to me. Okay not SHOW you but mainly TELL you. I think of someone sleeping as a charger. For maybe like and iPhone.You need a few hours to recharge to have 100%. Right? And i have never told anyone this before but my biggest fear is if one day i go to sleep but i never wake up. That's scary! Right? WOW i said Right three times now. GTG change colour...
INTERLUDE!

KK its time for devil red. EWW hell no- much better, sun yellow. And also how its really interesting how one minute we sleep and the next minute its already the next morning, unless you have a dream or you wake up in the middle of the night to get food for your fat ass. JK..not. KIddin' So its really weird.. 

Dreams: A succession of images thoughts or emotions passing through the mind during sleep. THE POWER OF ߬´´π compells u! btw, got the meaning from dictionary.com :D isnt it also weird how dreams in your head are like 5 mins but in reality they r like up to 8 to 10 HOURS, if someone is lucky. WOW.
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Nightmares: <<<wait this is a happy colour and nightmares arent supposed to be happy. - Okay that's more like it.
Nightmares: The complete opposite of a dream, a terrifying dream in which a dreamer experiences feelings of helplessness, extreme anxiety, sorrow. 
Again, from dictionary.com :)
But nightmares can be sevire i heard of a case when someone killed himself because of his nightmare. Ouch! But isn't it too DRAMATIC when someone pretending to sleep has a nightmare and gets up from bed? LOL ROTFLMFAO.

Okay on another note, i think dreams and nightmares are not by random they are by choice. I think its whether you feel happy or sad, unafraid or scared. Its when you think about something and if its bad or good, it will appear in your nightmare or dream. 
So... have a WONDERFUL rest and try not to think negative. Unless you want bad dreams. 
And wet dreams, are a TOTALLY DIFFERENT SUBJECT YOU PERV. 
So good night sleep tight and do NOT EVER let the bed bugs bite. It hurts... :(
OKAY! BYE! 
-嬥ß˙å ( Alysha)
Disclaimer: This ( 嬥ß˙å) is not actually my name.. its Alysha i just like typing it that way. so ima use 嬥ß˙å everytime now okay? BYE!   

Its the start of something new.

 HI! Okay so this is my first blog post on the blog of µ¥ ˆµπ´®ƒ´ç†ˆø˜ß µå˚´ µ´ π´®ƒ´ç†
okay so let's get cracking. I Actually have a youtube and twitter. SO if you wanna know how i look like go there. Link below.
About me:  Country: Singapore 
Adress: øµ© ˆ ç嘆 ∫´¬ˆ´√´ ¨ å熨嬬¥ †˙ø¨©˙† ˆ∂ ©ˆ√´ µ¥ å∂®´ßß †ø ¨  ߆å¬˚´®¡
Its written in a special code so you have to figure it out. Only mac bookpros just press option button and crack the code. 

On the- oops to bright that's better. On the bright side, i've never done a blog before. wOW that sounded wrong... OKAY nvrm. Oh yeah i remeber what i hve to tell you about today>
urgh 4got nvrm BB!
THX $ READING!